Dear Fairweather LA Friends,
For the last time, I am not from New Jersey. No, I am not Italian, speak like Sly Stallone or have family in the mob. I don’t GTL. I don’t wear anything leopard nor do I have my hair teased with a pouf. And just because I like house music, doesn’t mean I fist pump at clubs. No, I don’t have a Mustang or Camaro, nor do I date gorilla juicehead guidos. I don’t say things like “oh my gawd” or “I’m from Lawn Guyland.”
No, being from New York is not the same thing as being from Jersey. And just because you’re from New Jersey, doesn’t mean you look like Snooki or the situation (no, I will not capitalize his name). So please, stop introducing me to people as “This is Jen from New Jersey, she’s friends with Snooki.” Just because I have a friend of a friend who’s friends with her, doesn’t mean I know her too.
Jen Kucsak is currently living the cliche of an unemployed writer trying to make it out in Hollywood. Eventually she is going to write, executive produce, and star in her own TV show, most likely a sitcom loosely based on her life, and the people she knows... or she'll just write a book about it. (SPOILER ALERT: If you think you may possibly be in this show and/or book, please contact her now if you are not interested. Sadly, if you are crazy, you will most likely be in it anyways. Jen sincerely apologizes in advance for any inconvenience).
