Tina: [on signing copies of her book] They made me sign boxes and boxes ahead of time so they could sell them I guess. And you do start to uh…you get really stir crazy. So some of them, I would sign like 500 of them my name and every now and then I would just sign one, “Ina Garten.’ AND I HAVE THAT BOOK!!!!
Conan: Why not?
Tina: And my friend Robert dared me, he’s like just sign one, like somewhere out there I think there are two that I signed, I just wrote ‘Help, I am trapped in a Korean Tina Fey autograph factory!’
Jen Kucsak is currently living the cliche of an unemployed writer trying to make it out in Hollywood. Eventually she is going to write, executive produce, and star in her own TV show, most likely a sitcom loosely based on her life, and the people she knows... or she'll just write a book about it. (SPOILER ALERT: If you think you may possibly be in this show and/or book, please contact her now if you are not interested. Sadly, if you are crazy, you will most likely be in it anyways. Jen sincerely apologizes in advance for any inconvenience).