January 2012
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Watchthehoulywoodreporter:
Shit Liz Lemon Says
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To Hook Up... Or Not To Hook Up
If you’re a slut, then guys just want to bang you. But if you’re a good girl, then guys don’t want you at all. So… then what are you supposed to do?
Last night I went out with my best friend, her boyfriend and all of his single friends. Since my bestie typically always has a boyfriend, it’s usually pretty easy for me to meet guys. Okay, fine. It’s pretty much...
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Liz Lemon Who?
Is it just me, or does anybody else have as much with themselves as I do? I don’t mean to sound presumptuous or anything, but I can make my self laugh harder than anyone I know. Case in point: I had a free pass to the gym for a week. Since I haven’t worked out since 2009, I figured I’d take some zumba classes to shed those extra LBS I put on from the holidays. And besides, we...
Singled Out
“5, 4, 3, 2, 1… Happy New Year!” everybody shouted, as pretty much the entire bar started making out with one another. Most of them were couples, or at least dating. I guess? And others just grabbed pretty much anybody at midnight just to have someone to kiss. And then there was me. Lonely, little old me, sitting on a bar stool blowing my noise maker in the air, playing with that little straw in...
December 2011
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Stranger Than Fiction
They always say “write what you know.” That’s a phrase I’ve come to live by my entire life because if you know me well, then you’d know that somehow, I always get myself into the most bizarre situations. Sometimes it’s because of me. Sometimes it’s because of my crazy friends. And sometimes, I just really think that my life is meant to be either a) a book...
November 2011
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First Comes Love, Then Comes Marriage… Then Comes...
Incase you’re living in a bubble, then you would have known that Kim Kardashian just got divorced just 72 days after she got married. I know what you’re thinking – “You mean I just wasted four hours of my life watching ‘Kim’s Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event’ for no reason!!” Oh… you mean you didn’t watch it?
Call me crazy, but I think that Kim Kardashian married Kris Humphries because she...
October 2011
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Stupid Reasons People Get Married
Unfortunately, lots of people these days get married for all the wrong reasons. Here’s a list I’ve compiled and if you feel like one of these reasons pertains to you, them umm, you probably shouldn’t get married! And if you are married, did U get married for a stupid reason? -All of my friends are getting married, I’m just getting drunk! So what if everybody that you...
September 2011
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My Mom Thinks I'm a Lesbian... And Other Things
We all know that mother’s only want the best for their children. But why is it that mom’s in this day and age are obsessed with thinking the worst of their daughters when they come to realize that if they’re in their late 20’s and aren’t settled down, they automatically think the worst. Just because I haven’t had a real boyfriend since… well, whatever...
July 2011
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Watchthehoulywoodreporter:
Check out my latest comedy video: Do You Love Me? starring my best friend and my boyfriend that is not at all “loosely based on” my dating experiences :)
This came out SO great!!! I actually watched it and didn’t cringe
June 2011
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WatchGod, I wish I could work for Jimmy Fallon. THAT, I would move back to NY for!
Someday…
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Check out The Girl Who Couldn’t Cry, my latest comedy video as Writer-Director-Actress! Starring Tim Brennen of The Groundlings Main Company.
My friend Ellen’s new video! SO funny!!
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The Early Days of Spinsterhood
At my age if you’re single it means either a) you’re divorced b) socially awkward c) career obsessed d) there’s something wrong with you or e) all of the above. As the eternal single girl, being single is exhausting and being in my really-late-twenties-not-yet-thirty-because-that’s-gross stage, I can’t help but feel as if I’m never going to find a boyfriend. I...
May 2011
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Not Another Wedding Movie
Okay, is it just me, or has there been a plethora of wedding themed romantic comedies lately? If I see Katherine Hiegl in another bridesmaid dress, Kate Hudson bitching about men or Ginnifer Goodwin whining about being single, I’m going to poke myself in the eye with my eyeliner pencil multiple times until I gauge my eyes out.
As women, we get it. We want to see a good love story. We...
Rules for a One Night Stand
A guy and a girl are hanging out for the first time. They go for drinks at a bar. While having a conversation about dating and relationships the guy says “I don’t want to be with a girl who’s been around the block a couple of times.”
Yes they do! Because at the end of a date they obviously are going to try and sleep with you, whether or not they like you. Two words: beer goggles.
So, the guy...
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I Give Up On Birthday's
I hate birthday’s. Wait, let me rephrase that. I hate MY birthday.
Birthday’s are fun for everybody BUT the person who’s birthday it is. There’s always so much to worry about when planning a birthday party; what to wear, who to invite, who will actually show up, who will say they will show up and then not show up.
Even though my birthday has passed, I decided to...
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WatchI have to admit, I kind of want to go to the Jersey Floor
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April 2011
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Tina: [on signing copies of her book] They made me sign boxes and boxes ahead of time so they could sell them I guess. And you do start to uh…you get really stir crazy. So some of them, I would sign like 500 of them my name and every now and then I would just sign one, “Ina Garten.’ Conan: Why not? Tina: And my friend Robert dared me, he’s like just sign one, like somewhere out there I think...
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A 'Happy Ending' Kind of Story
I think there’s something wrong with me. No, like seriously, you guys, I think there is something really wrong with me. If you know me and/ or read my blog regularly, then you’d know that my life is a shit show. But lately I’ve just been thinking about the future, and if and when I’m going to find “The one,” how it would go down? Where would we meet? Am I a...
Watchfunnyordie:
Creating a Pop Sensation
Polish pop star Kuba Ka shows comedian Jason Sereno what it takes to become a beloved international celebrity.
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March 2011
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Watchthehoulywoodreporter:
Cómo se dice WINNING? -Jimmy Fallon as Charlie Sheen
popculturebrain:
Jimmy Fallon as Charlie Sheen in an ad for his New Fragrance, “Winning” For Men | LNWJF
February 2011
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Facebook Stalking? There's an App for That
As if girl’s weren’t crazy enough, now there’s a new way of stalking your potential love interest on the internet; There’s a Facebook app for it. Why, of course there is! As if Facebook stalking wasn’t easy enough, now there’s actually an app for the popular social networking site that allows stalkers users to pick “friends” whose Facebook...